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Marriage Jokes

July 23, 2005

Married Couple in Bed with Bag Over Husbands  HeadA couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"

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"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

By Terri

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Terri,
where do you get your stuff? I love them keep going.....I had a long, day car ride with husband
and yes we had a long quiet hour due to a discussion gone south. I only wish Ihad heard that
before our trip...we both laughed at this again
Thank You.
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March 19, 2009

My husband was bragging one day about remembering birthdates of all the family. I said "If you're so smart, when is our anniversary?" He hesitated and looked unsure.

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Then turned to me and said "I know, once a year!"

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July 30, 2008

A Pastor asked if anyone had a scripture relating to marriage. Someone in the back of the room piped up and said, "Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do".

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May 16, 2005

While attending a marriage seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife listened to the instructor, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."

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March 31, 2005

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating; the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, "Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great.

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I would recommend it very highly."

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