Blond Dye Left Hair Orange?
You are going to need to go to a beauty supply store and ask for the formula to do a complete bleach out and then after dry, re-apply the box formula. You will need a very strong conditioner for your hair - usually the clairol conditioner in the small tubes...
Kitten's Eye Matted Shut?
Use warm washcloth to loosen crust. Then rub antibiotic cream between your fingers and then transfer to the top of her eyelids. Do this daily until the crust no longer appears.
Wet Magazine Left on Table?
Try using some Awesome cleaner from dollar tree. I would try it diluted first and then work up to full strength. It is really wonderful! It is a yellow liquid in an odd-shaped bottle.