Christmas Help in Michigan?
You can go to the baptist church nearby;)
Ants in the Kitchen?
Try sprinkling 7dust around your house. Also check for cracks in foundation and fill with a cement. You should be able to get a tube of filler at the hardware store.
Bee Jar Trap
Oh, please do not kill the bees. We need them as they are becoming less. Fruit flies be my guest getting rid of them, but not our much needed bees.