Ideas for a Catchy Craft Show Tag for Homemade "Red Neck" Wine Glasses?

I had made a couple of what I call "redneck" wine glasses for my friends. They loved them and have talked me into trying to sell them at a craft show, but I need some suggestions on what I should have written on the tag, something catchy, funny, or whatever. If you have any suggestions, I sure could use them. I have a couple, but they don't do anything for me. If you have suggestions, I'd really appreciate it. Thank you!

By karen from Charleston, SC