Spontaneous Date Night Joke

A married couple, Dave and Mary, had not been out on a date in quite some time.

One Saturday, as Mary was finishing the dinner dishes, Dave stepped up behind her.

"Would you like to go out, girl?" he asked.

Not even turning around, Mary quickly replied, "Oh, yes, I'd love to!"

They had a wonderful evening, and it wasn't until the end of the night that Dave confessed...

His question had actually been directed to the family dog, lying near Mary's feet on the kitchen floor.

By GB