Mrs. Flanders decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, and a ruby pendant."
"But you're not wearing any of those," he told her.
"I know, it's in case I die before my husband. I'm sure he'd remarry, and I want her to go nuts looking for my jewelry."
By Trina from Monterey, TN
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Hilarious, and sounds almost like something I'd do, lol!
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