Joke: String Walks Into A Bar

A String walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer.

Bartender says "We don't serve strings here." and throws him out.

The string goes outside and asks a man on the street, "Would you please tie me into a knot and fray my ends a little?" The man assists.

String goes back to the bar, asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender says "Hey, weren't you just in here?"

The String says "No, I'm a frayed knot"

By Sherry from Mays Landing, NJ