This is a little jingle I thought of when I decided to turn vegetarian. It's written to the tune of the Oscar Meyer wiener song and I think it has a shot at becoming our anthem.
Oh, I want to be a soy protein wiener,Advertisement
That's just what I really want to be.
Because if I were a soy protein wiener,
Nobody would die from eating me!
Source: This is a sample from my humor writing. This particular collection is called 'Sardonic Verses' for obvious reasons. My other collections are 'Pernicious Puns' and 'One Hand Clapping: Musings from a Warped Mind'. Read at your own risk!
By Angela L. from Sault Ste Marie, ON
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I love the song! I am a fellow vegetarian too. I have grown up eating these vegetarian products since the early 60's so it is exciting to see it catching on and available to everyone in most grocery stores. Keep singing!
I love it, too! Thanks! I've been a vegetarian for about 20 years and I think that the vegetarian products in the grocery stores have come a long way!
That was really good, it's catchy. Now that it's on the Internet, it's immortal. Wonder if the Oscar Mayer people patented their tune?
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