"If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse?
None! Cause Ice cream doesn't have bones!"
Heard this about 35 years ago - but never heard an answer ~~
If it takes a hen and a half, a day and a half, to lay an egg and a half - how long does it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a cucumber?
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