Getting Rid of Germs Joke

A little girls father was confined to his bed with influenza and his wife had been very busy sterilizing all his dishes. "Why do you do that, Mummy?". Because dear, Daddy has germs and the germs get on the dishes he uses. I boil the dishes and that kills the germs. The little girl reflected a moment or two and then said. "Mummy, why not boil Daddy and get rid of the germs all at once?"